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Simping is a full-time job.
Get paid for it.
$MSIMP is the meme token for every man who ever maxed out a card for a woman that didn't call him "Daddy" or the IG model that was never too shy on asking to have her rent/nails/cell paid. Turn the heartbreak into a chart. Turn the chart into a bag.
$MSIMP
Mega Simp
New theme song
The anthem for the
down-bad economy.
Turn it up, watch the lyric video, and discover why the Mega Simp thesis sounds even more bullish with a beat behind it.
Created by @solanices$MSIMP RADIO
Official broadcast
Fast lane · Credit card & Apple Pay
Buy with FOMO
No exchange account. No seed-phrase panic attack. The FOMO app takes your card straight to the bag — the fastest way to simp responsibly.
- 01Download the FOMO app on iOS or Android
- 02Fund your wallet with a card or Apple Pay
- 03Search $MSIMP and buy — welcome to the brotherhood
Contract address
0x98bAaf4Ae627782823612352d33c3f42257FF4a4
Two live $MSIMP utilities
Buy the bag.
Take the crown.
Every $MSIMP buy moves your wallet up the live leaderboard. Finish the week as the biggest buyer and become the next Simp of the Week — permanently enshrined in the Hall of Simps.
Simp Score CardConnect any wallet. Grade the bag. Share the roast.Check score →
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Field notes from the trenches
The Simp
Dictionary.
Modern romance has new vocabulary. We documented the texts, tabs, situationships, subscriptions, and financial decisions nobody wanted on the record.
Study the full dictionary“He called it a situationship. His bank called it recurring expenses.”
“She added him to Close Friends. He added her to his five-year plan.”
“His love language is acts of service. Hers is accepting them.”
“He lost 400 aura points carrying bags for a photo he was cropped out of.”
The official $MSIMP archive
The Simp
Museum.
Heartbreak, bad decisions, and generational memes — curated for the culture. Tap any piece for the full experience.
Volume 00133 original works
The Mega Simp origin story
He tipped every stream. He paid every rent. He bought the ring for a woman whose name he learned from a username. Then, at his lowest, he noticed something: he had been running the most disciplined dollar-cost-averaging strategy in history — into the wrong asset.
$MSIMP is the redirect. Same devotion, same relentless conviction, aimed at a chart that actually loves you back. This is not a coin, it's a support group with liquidity.
"I sent her $200. She sent me a heart emoji. I bought $MSIMP with the next $200 and got a lambo."
"My therapist said I need boundaries. I set slippage to 3%."
How to stop simping for free
Load the bag
Fund it with ETH or SOL. Skip the flowers this month — she was never texting back.
Swap for $MSIMP
Paste the contract, set slippage to 3%, confirm, and welcome to the brotherhood.
Her loss. Your gain.
Join the Mega Simp army. Worst case, you lose money the same way you always have — but this time with the boys.
Buy $MSIMPTechnical release schedule v0.0.1-alpha
The Simp Roadmap
A fully satirical, enterprise-grade roadmap engineered to mock every meme coin that ever promised a Lamborghini and delivered a Discord ban.
PHASE 0 — v0.0.1-alpha-simpShipped
Deploy & Disappear
- [✓]Launch token with no utility, no whitepaper, and no regrets
- [✓]Lock liquidity for 69 years or until the dev needs rent money
- [✓]Create Telegram group and immediately pin "WEN MOON???"
PHASE 1 — v1.0.0-beta-copeIn progress
Marketing Theater
- [~]DM 10,000 influencers; get blocked by 9,997 of them
- [~]Post "organic" TikToks that are 90% paid and 10% desperate
- [~]Hire a "CTO" whose entire resume is a LinkedIn premium badge
PHASE 2 — v2.0.0-gamma-hopePlanned
The Vanity Milestones
- [ ]Get listed on CoinGecko after submitting 47 times
- [ ]Announce "CEX negotiations" (one email, no reply)
- [ ]Drop merch store with $60 hoodies that cost $4 to make
PHASE 3 — v3.0.0-delta-delusionSpeculative
Ecosystem Expansion™
- [ ]Launch NFT collection of the same mascot in 8,000 hats
- [ ]Build a metaverse no one asked for and no one will enter
- [ ]Schedule a token burn and accidentally burn the marketing wallet
PHASE 4 — v4.0.0-omega-fantasyCopium
The Endgame
- [ ]Lamborghini giveaway to a bot account in Belarus
- [ ]Yacht party invite only open to holders of 1B+ tokens
- [ ]Retire your mom, your dad, and the guy she told you not to worry about
- [ ]Achieve world peace through memes and questionable tokenomics
* Roadmap subject to change, delay, rug, or spontaneous community mutiny. Not financial advice.
Deflationary copium engine
The MEGASIMP Burn
The world's first emotionally-driven burn mechanism. Send $MSIMP to a female Telegram member and watch it leave circulation forever.
Acquire the bag
Buy $MSIMP. Resist the urge to explain crypto to her. This is harder than it sounds.
Send it to her DMs
Transfer $MSIMP to a verified female Telegram member. No unsolicited messages required — the burn speaks for itself.
Witness the MEGASIMP
Tokens sent to female holders are permanently burned. Less supply. Same heartbreak. Maximum simp.
Burn economics
Every transfer to a female Telegram member triggers the MEGASIMP protocol. Those tokens are sent to a burn address with no keys, no regrets, and absolutely no second dates.
100%
Of sends to female TG members burn
0
Chance of a text back
∞
Emotional damage generated
* The MEGASIMP burn is a satirical utility concept. Actual burn mechanics depend on final contract deployment. Do not send tokens to people who did not ask for them.
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